apparently i have the wrong kind of chickens. well, they are the right kind if i wanted to eat them but the wrong kind if i want to eat their eggs. also, the fact that my fuzzy little chicks grew into only 1 hen and 3 roosters doesn't help (see the photo above).
when i told the gardener, innocent, that i was hoping to get a couple more hens and build a nesting area for them he informed me that my hen wouldn't lay eggs. well, ok, he conceded, she's will lay some. but what i really need is something called a "pondais." i had no idea what that was and took a few minutes in fractured french to confirm it wasn't a duck or a guinea hen but a different kind of chicken.
apparently the magical "pondais" produces at least one egg a day for up to a year, where as my fat little black hen could only be expected to produce a few eggs now and then. useful mostly to make more meat chickens.
so i agreed to let him get me an $8 "pondais." (only later did i realize that the pondre is french for "to lay," as in an egg.) he later returned with a "layer" in a lovely light vodka sauce color. she looks a bit like a rooster to me, with a small bright red crown, but when she's walking around you can tell she's a hen. so now the 3 roosters and 2 hens are hanging out together and we're waiting to see if she starts doing her thing. innocent has already fashioned her a nest.
however, in the meantime, little black hen, not to be outdone, started laying! so far she's laid 12, yes TWELVE, eggs. and where did she lay them? having no nest box due to my laziness she has opted to lay them in poor innocents bedroom... right next to his bed.
luckily, innocent is particularly fond of (and clearly knowledgable about) chickens. turns out his family has a chicken farm near goma. so he finds the whole thing kind of hilarious but doesn't seem to mind at all. for now she just keeps laying these eggs, which we assume are fertilized. he tells me that when she's laid all of them (who knows how many that will be?!) she'll sit on them for 21 days. does he mind that a chicken will be his roommate for a month? apparently not.
given the general lack of senstitivity to animals here - even those that are expected to provide meat and other products for people - i appreciate his good humor and sweetness about all of this. he even seems a little excited to see how many eggs she ends up with.
myself, i'm a little nervous that zeta the cat will find the chicks all too tempting. she's already taken to harassing the chickens and causing their pea brains to go into major panic, despite she's 1/3 their size. innocent assures he he'll keep them locked away until they are big enough to get away from her.
but the problem of 3 roosters remains. not only are they noisy, but they are starting to fight! so i guess eventually i'll have to accept one or two of them going the way of the cookpot, though the idea makes me a little sad. but though i hate to admit it, having now actually owned and observed chickens, i can say with some mixed feelings that i don't feel as bad about one or two of them ending up eaten. they live quite good chicken lives in our yard... chasing bugs, crowing in the morning, picking at the small plants, and getting very fat on corn and oats. as a vegetarian it's a bit surprising to me, and was a little upsetting at first, that i don't feel a huge attachment to them. i like them but... they aren't pets. and the term "bird brained" rings truer than i would have imagined.
still, though, i don't want to be there on that fateful day.